Animal Jokes — best jokes

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other:

- You bite him? I'm driving.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
→ Fancy a bite?

Why are mosquitoes annoying?
→ Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
→ Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
→ A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
→ Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?
→ The dragon-fly.

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl?
→ Hit him with a fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"