Animal Jokes — best jokes

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
→ Because he's a beef-eater.

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
→ King Koncord.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
→ So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
→ He didn't like Chinese food.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
→ King Pong.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
→ With a monkey wrench.