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Warm Fish Boots
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
→ Because they have electric 'eels!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Fish Piano
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
→ He called the piano tuna!
Guest
Clever Fish
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
→ Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Guest
Naked Fish
What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!
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Hearing Fish
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
→ A herring aid!
Guest
Abbot Cross
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
→ Monkfish!
Guest
Best Dressed Fish
Which fish dresses the best?
→ The Swordfish. It always looks sharp!
Guest
Fish Origin
Where do fish come from?
→ Finland!
Guest
Penguins Eating Fish
Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Guest
Stupid Sardines
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
→ Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside!