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Meeting Fish
Where do you go to meet the best fish?
→ It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
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Posting A Fish
How do you post a fish?
→ You send it COD ... or first bass mail
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Flatfish Hat
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?
→ Ray!
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Fish Tennis
Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!
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Stuck Fish Tail
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
→ It was just a fluke!
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Best Way To Catch Fish
What's the best way to catch a fish?
→ Have someone throw it at you.
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Trout Apartment Cross
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
→ A flat fish!
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Tuning A Fish
How do you tune a fish?
→ With its scales!
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Telephone Fish
What fish sounds like a telephone?
→ Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Where Fish Are Found
Where are most fish found?
→ Between the head and the tail!