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Sardine And Submarine
What did the sardine call the submarine?
→ A can of people!
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Weighing Fish
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
→ Because it has its own scales!
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Fish Pickup Line
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
→ 'Your plaice or mine'!
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Sea Bottom Sleeper
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
→ Jack the kipper!
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Dry Outside, Wet Inside
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
→ A fish tank!
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Road Mender Fish
What fish do road-menders use?
→ Pneumatic krill!
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Literary Fish
What do you call a literary fish?
→ Salmon Rushdie!
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Heaviest Fish Part
What part of a fish weighs the most?
→ It's scales!
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Fish Game Show
What TV game show do fish like best?
→ Name that tuna!
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Two Parrots
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".