Best jokes

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
→ Johns Hopkins!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
→ Albunny, New York!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?
→ They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?
→ Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
→ Because the lime was engaged.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
→ Because it was on old croc.

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager:

- Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?

- Yep, that's him - he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

- That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?

- Because - the owner replied

- before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.