Best jokes

- Fred: You have the face of a saint.

- Jill: Really? Which one?

- Fred: A Saint Bernard.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
→ The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.

- What's that for?

- To make me beautiful.

Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.

- Doesn't work, does it?

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
→ A mousetache.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call an elephant that flies?
→ A jumbo jet!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

- We're going to play elephants and circuses - said a little boy at kindergarten.

- Do you want to join in?

- I'd love to - replied the teacher.

- What do you want me to do?

- You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
→ Basket-ball, of course!