Best jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
→ Take a snorkel.

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
→ A crab apple!

Where do ants go to eat?
→ At a restaurant!

What do you call an ant from overseas?
→ Impartant

What kind of ant is good at maths?
→ An accountant!

What do you call a greedy ant?
→ An anteater!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
→ Antibiotics!

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
→ Your great-ant!