Best jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
→ He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What did the apple say to the apple pie?
→ "You've got some crust."

What kind of apple isn't an apple?
→ A pineapple.

What is the left side of an apple?
→ The part that you don't eat.

What kind of apple has a short temper?
→ A crab apple.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
→ Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked:

- If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?

Quickly he replied:

- If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples.

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner:

- How much are yer apples?

- All you can pick for one dollar - said the rancher.

- Okay - said the Pennsylvanian.

- I'll take two dollars' worth.

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said:

- Watch out for worms won't you!

The first one replied:

- why should I? They can watch out for themselves.