Best jokes

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ I don't know. I havn't find one that could do it yet.

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
→ The Indy 500.

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a gay Indian?
→ A brave sucker!

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked:

- Can I help you sir?

Our man said:

- Yes, I would like to change my name.

- What is your current name? - asked the clerk.

- Martin Arsehole - replied the man.

The clerk laughed, and said:

- I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?

- Tim.

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
→ Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

The first Jewish woman President is elected.

She calls her Mother:

- Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.

- I don't know, what would I wear?

- Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker

- But I only eat kosher food

- Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food

- But how will I get there?

- I'll send a limo, just come mama

- Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.

The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman on her right:

- You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?... Her brother's a doctor!

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why can't you circumcise Iranians?
→ There's no end to those pricks.

How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia?
→ Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".