Changing His Name

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked:

- Can I help you sir?

Our man said:

- Yes, I would like to change my name.

- What is your current name? - asked the clerk.

- Martin Arsehole - replied the man.

The clerk laughed, and said:

- I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?

- Tim.