Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.