Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".