Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.