Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"