Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so fat when she step on da scale it says to be continued

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!