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A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says, "Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.

In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on

Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells, "Don't worry i got him with the gas can!"

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them.

Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave."

At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot."

- Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

- Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?
→ In the cow-boose.

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

- Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

- Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?

- Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.