Random joke from this category
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed.
"Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"
- What sort of a car has your dad got?
- I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
- Really - Ours only starts with gas.
- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.
- Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
A quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.
The bus pulls up.
Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"
A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter.
"Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?"
"Fluctuations," says the clerk.
The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too!"
What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
→ Don't look I'm changing!!
- Police Officer: Why were you speeding?
- Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
What car do insects drive?
→ A Volkswagen automobile.
What's black and white and red all over?
→ A nun in a car accident.
- Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please?
- Pupil: There it is
- Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia?
- Pupil: Fred did!
