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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?

- Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Where can you dance in California?
→ San Fran-disco

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said:
'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!'

Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?
→ A car-toonist!

The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air.

seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."

The young man took a deep breath and said, "Pop, I missed this train at the last station."

How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate!

What is the meaning of afford?
→ It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
→ A road hag.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
→ Toot and Car Man.