Random joke from this category
Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
→ A Yamahahaha
What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
→ Hop in.
- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?
- Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
→ It had a nervous breakdown.
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
What US state has the most cows?
→ Moosouri!
Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.
