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- Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

- Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!

- Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?

- Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

- Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant?

- Pupil: Hong Kong

- Teacher: Why do you say that?

- Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense!

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

Where do ghost trains stop?
→ At devil crossings.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

- Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

- Driver: I don't believe everything I read.