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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?
→ He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him

Which football team loves ice-cream?
→ Aston Vanilla!

Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!

What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?
→ Miniature golf!

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!