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How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
→ She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
→ They take a gallop poll!

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.

What part of a football ground is never the same?
→ The changing rooms!

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
→ One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."

What's tennis players favourite city?
→ Volley wood!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
→ He fell in love with the Grand National winner!

What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!