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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
→ Paul gas coin!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

- I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead.

- That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
→ Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
→ The champire!

A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today."

The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."

"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.

"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."

Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?

Went home and got them bronzed.

This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.

- Did it win?

- No, it came seventh.

What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
→ Four guys watching a football game.

Why did the goal post get angry?
→ Because the bar was rattled!