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New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?
It's called "Easy Cum, Easy Go".
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At Home With The Kids
What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!
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Long and Hard
What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
→ A submarine!
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Pusher and Prostitute
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
→ A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him:
- I need my sex drive lowered.
The doctor, incredulous, says:
- What?? You want your sex drive lowered??
To which the old man replies:
- It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!
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Worst Thing About Oral Sex
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
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Plugged Into A Genius
Why do men become smarter during sex?
→ Because they are plugged into a genius.
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Spiders in the Garden
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.
- Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? - she asked.
- They're mating - her father replied.
- What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? - she asked.
- That's a daddy long legs - her father answered.
- So, the other one is a mommy long legs? - the little girl asked.
- No - her father replied.
- Both of them are daddy long legs.
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
- Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden.
Never Here
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.
- You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm! - he yelled.
- How can I? - she shot back.
- You're never here!
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New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.
The doctor told her it would cost around $500, but there was another way that would cost only $50.
The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.
- Simple... I tied your pubic hairs together!