Science — most viewed jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors.

- Teacher: What is a comet?

- Pupil: A star with a tail

- Teacher: Can you name one?

- Pupil: Lassie!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!

How does the brain communicate with the nerves?
→ With a Cell phone!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
→ An amoeboo!

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
→ Missile toe.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
→ Take me to your breeder!

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
→ A crying saucer.

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."