Random joke from this category
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's body and therefore protected from germs and infections."
But the student can't think of the third answer. Finally, he writes, "Three: It comes in such nice containers."
What are the cleverest bees?
→ Spelling bees!
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
→ William the Corn-cutter!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
- Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
- Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
→ Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:
- Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
- Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
- Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.
- Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
