School — most viewed jokes

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
→ Pen and Oink!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?
→ Because two heads are better than one.

How is a judge like an English teacher?
→ They both hand out long sentences.

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?'

Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."

"Now spell 'stupid'."

Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."

Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence." "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

- Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.

- Pupil: Thank you

- Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!