Health Care And Haircut
How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Random joke from this category
How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.
Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
→ He is stupid!
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
→ Because they could spell it.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
→ Koresh only burned 85 people.
How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
→ Trying to save both faces.
How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
→ Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
→ Neither one is very bright.