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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

How do you blind a woman?
→ Put a windshield in front of her face!

- First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"

- Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
→ He was on a diet!

- First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
→ It matches their mustaches.

- First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

- Second cannibal: How about a curry?

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.

- Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

- Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.

- Jim: What happened to your first three wives?

- Joe: They all died, Jim.

- Jim: How did that happen?

- Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.

- Jim: How terrible! And your second?

- Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.

- Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?

- Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.

- Jim: I see, an accident.

- Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.