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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
→ Downsyndrome!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
→ Neither has he.

Here's a sad one...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
→ A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
→ A baby with a razor blade.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
→ The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick."

The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick."

The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
→ "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.

This irishman came on to do a song. He stood next to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.

He started singing "I'm Still Standing"!

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?"

"Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

Did you hear about Tempura House?
→ It's a shelter for lightly battered women.