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Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
→ Palm Sunday.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
→ The man.

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
→ They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
→ They're married.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
→ Trustworthy.

Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room

1. Clip your toenails.
2. Read a Playboy magazine.
3. Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.
4. Flirt with the nurse.
5. Watch a football game on your portable television.
6. Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
→ So men can remember them.
→ So men can understand them.

What is the difference between medium and rare?
→ 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo with black tie.

The doctor says:

- I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo before. What's the story?

To which the fellow responds:

- If I'm gonna BE im-potent, I'm gonna LOOK im-potent!

What are the only two kinds of men?
→ Studs and duds.