Men Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why don't women have men's brains?
→ Because they don't have penises to put them in.

My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!

Why do men masturbate?
→ It's sex with someone they love.

What is the one thing you will never hear a man say?
→ Her tits are just too big.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
→ They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ Breasts don't have eyes.

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!

If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the errands, and the baby carriage.