Men Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?
→ Pull down their genes!

How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
→ They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Men are like road kill.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

Why are some men uncircumcised?
→ The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

Anniversaries and birthdays
Complicate my life.
I'm an absent-minded husband
Of a present-minded wife.

Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
→ No phone numbers.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
→ E.T. phoned home.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
→ Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?
→ The Woman's, she should of never left the kitchen!