Random joke from this category
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he's doing. "I'm leaving !" he replies. "They justmade homosexuality legal."
"So why leave now ?" queries his roomie. "Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years."
"Yeah, I know." he replied. "I'm getting the hell outof here before the damn fools make it compulsory."
If men had PMS, what would happen?
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
→ The man.
What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
→ Put the remote between his toes.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are perched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Several plain Janes walk by as the two converse.
Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm and saunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and -- barely audibly -- inquires, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
The young beauty -- startled by what she thinks she heard -- exclaims, "What?!" Without missing a beat, Romeo repeats, "Typical nasty weather?" "Oh," she demures, "yes," and goes on her way.
More young lovelies walk by and the scene is repeated.
"Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What?" "Typical nasty weather?"
Finally, Romeo delivers his line, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" and his prospect stops, smiles and invites him up to her room.
Now the sidekick, alone, having paid close attention, decides to try this remarkable new technique. A likely prospect comes near. The sidekick leers and blurts out, "Cram a feather up your ass?"
Shocked, the girl spins around and slaps him, to which he replies, "Looks like rain!"
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
- Black Employee: I'm a protected minority.
- Female Employee: And I'm a woman.
- Oldest Employee: Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin.
To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
→ When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
