Useless Man Parts

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

• He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple
• Two calves that will never become cows
• A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere
• A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything
• Twenty nails that won't hold a board
• A chest that won't hold linen
• Two boobs that won't give milk
• Two buns that won't feed anyone
• A belly button that won't button
• Two balls that won't roll
• An ass that won't pull a plow
• An organ that won't play music
• A cock that won't crow