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Igloo Building by S Keemo

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Buddy

- Buddy who?

- Buddyfingers!

What do confused owls say?
→ Too-whit-to-why?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cat

- Cat who?

- Cat you understand!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Asia

- Asia who?

- Asia mum in?

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

• adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto
• anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.
• antacid......(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty bitty bugz.
• bowel........(n) A alfabit letter lyke A, E, I, O, or U or why?
• bronchitis...(n) dinosour frum the plastikseen age; extinked.
• catscan......(v) lukin' fer hookers (don y'all do this)
• cauterize....(v) makin' eye contak with a hooker (berry dangerous)
• d & c........(n) Warshingtun; whar the weirdos, purvurts, & kongress type peepul live.
• emema........(n) sumone who ain't never no frend no how
• fester.......(n) yer unkles name (mos likelee)
• genital......(n) head of a army, fer sample, Genital Robert E. Lee
• heart........(v) when u cauz pain to some1
• hypodermic...(n) huge, big, fat zoo crittur; mostly live in de woter
• mamogram.....(n) short note sent 2 yer ma er other female
• papsmear.....(v) when peepul sez veri ugli things bout yer pappy
• recovery.....(n) place wear yew fix up yer fernitur
• rectum.......(v) whut happenz when yew drive yer pick up truck drunk
• seizure......(n) Emperore of Rome.
• series.......(n) tv continuin show, fer sample, Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
• testicles....(n) books of the Bible
• tumor........(n) how many beers yew can drink after last call
• urine........(v) xact oppisyte of yerrout

- Wife: Do you think of me when you're away darling?

- Husband: Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Comic

- Comic who?

- Comic and see me sometime!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chin and Tony

- Chin and Tony who?

- Chin and Tony!