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Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?
→ He varnished into thin air!

Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Courtney Pine

- Courtney Pine who?

- Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bush

- Bush who?

- Bush your money where your mouth is!

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?
→ Scott!

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? Thats not your aunt! Thats a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"

Army Jokes by Major Laugh

The Yoko Club?
→ Oh no.

The German philosophy club?
→ I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club?
→ Pardon me?

The Arafat club?
→ Yessir.

The Alzheimer's club?
→ Forget it.

The Ebert movie club?
→ Roger.

The Groucho Marx club?
→ You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club?
→ Never. Never.

The Japanese theater club?
→ Noh.

The quarterback club?
→ I'll pass.

The Rhett Butler club?
→ I don't give a damn.

The compulsive rhymers club?
→ Okey-dokey.

The Spanish optometrists club?
→ Si.

The anti-perspirant club?
→ Sure.

The pregnancy club?
→ Conceivably.

The Procrastinator's Club?
→ Maybe next week

The Self Esteem Builders?
→ They wouldn't accept me anyway

The Agoraphobics Society?
→ Only if they meet at my house

The Co-Dependence Club?
→ Can I bring a friend?

The Prayer Group?
→ God willing!

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