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The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier

Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cosi

- Cosi who?

- Cosi has to!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Catskills

- Catskills who?

- Catskills mice!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brian

- Brian who?

- Brian drain!

"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

- I ain't got one, Sir.

- You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil.

- Gee! Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by.

How do writers send e-mail?
→ On the Inkernet.

What does an educated owl say?
→ Whom.

Ever hear the expression "hard drinker"? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
→ Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.