Gangster of the Sea
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!
Random joke from this category
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!
What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
→ Surgical spirits.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
→ Because he was a car-case.
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
→ To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.
What was the parrot doing in prison?
→ It was a jail-bird!
- Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
- Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
What do cars do at the disco?
→ Brake dance.
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
→ He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!