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Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

How do you make a Venetian blind?
→ Poke him in the eye

Why do pens get sent to prison?
→ To do long sentences!

On what kind of ships do students study?
→ Scholarships.

Who was the world's greatest thief?
→ Atlas, because he held up the whole world!

Aching Joints by Arthur Itis

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
→ One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.