Learning The ABCs
Where do children learn their ABC's?
→ At LMN-tary school!
Random joke from this category
Where do children learn their ABC's?
→ At LMN-tary school!
How is a bell obedient?
→ It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
→ Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
What do you call a robbery in China?
→ A Chinese take away!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
→ Tooth Hurty!
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?
→ Mercy!
What is an autobiography?
→ The life story of an automobile.
What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.