Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?
→ Tango (tan go).

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?
→ Pete.

- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party?

- Sandra: No, I ain't.

- Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming.

- Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?

What do you call a group of cars?
→ A clutch!

What is an autograph?
→ A chart which shows car sales.

Where do children learn their ABC's?
→ At LMN-tary school!

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
→ It was a dead end job.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
→ Tooth Hurty!