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How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bethany

- Bethany who?

- Bethany good movies recently!

These two friends are about to go to a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said "If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap." They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, "Would I?"

- I've been invited to an avoidance.

- An avoidance? What's that?

- It's a dance for people who hate each other.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Burglar

- Burglar who?

- Burglars don't knock!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!

Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

- Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language?

- Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

- Teacher: Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.

- Pupil: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
→ An Ocean "Liner"