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At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba"

The African surgeon is saying, "No Man, it is Whoooooommmmmm"

They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon, and interrupts them. "Excuse me chaps, but I do believe that the word you are trying to say is "Womb."

After he has gone away, the African turns to the Indian and says, "I bet you he has never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart under water!"

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.

- Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

- Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
→ Dead sails in the sunset.

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
→ The Vaults.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beryl

- Beryl who?

- Beryl of beer!

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
→ A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

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Who Shot JR? by U Dunnit

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."