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Why was the little bear so spoiled?
→ Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick? I've just broken the doctor's window!"

How do you hire a teddy bear?
→ Put him on stilts!

What kind of money do polar bears use?
→ Ice lolly!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!

Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
→ Squidnappers!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
→ Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!

What is a bear's favourite drink?
→ Koka-Koala!