Kids Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- C's

- C's who?

- C's the day!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cologne

- Cologne who?

- Cologne me names won't help!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Closure

- Closure who?

- Closure mouth when you eat!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cigarette

- Cigarette who?

- Cigarette life if you don't weaken!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Burns

- Burns who?

- Burns me up!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Biro

- Biro who?

- Biro light of the moon!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bea

- Bea who?

- Beacause I'm worth it!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arizona

- Arizona who?

- Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What did a blind boy's parents do to punish him?
→ Rearranged the furniture

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

- Tim, you be first - she said.

- What does your mother do all day?

Tim stood up and proudly said:

- She's a doctor.

- That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said:

- My father is a mailman.

- Thank you, Amie - said the teacher.

- What about your father, Billy?

Billy proudly stood up and announced:

- My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation. Billy's father said:

- I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?