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- Dad, - said Rickey:

- what is electricity?

- Uh, - replied his father:

- I don't really know too much about electricity.

A few minutes later the boy said:

- How does gas make the engine go?

- Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors.

- Dad, - said the boy:

- what is anthropology?

- Anthropology? - The father frowned.

- I really don't know.

- Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself.

- Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything.

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said:

- Don't you dare use that kind of language in here.

- William Shakespeare did - replied Ben.

- Well, you'd better stop going around with him - said Mom.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
→ At the ugly parlour.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Crispin

- Crispin who?

- Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cheese

- Cheese who?

- Cheese a cute girl!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brewster

- Brewster who?

- Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bar-B-Q

- Bar-B-Q who?

- Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andy

- Andy who?

- Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Aida!

- Aida who?

- Aida more than I drink!

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.

- It's a period - reported Johnnie.

- Well I can see that - she said - but what is so exciting about a period.

- Damned if I know - said Johnnie - but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.