Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living?
→ He posed for Halloween masks.

What does an Australian witch ride on?
→ A broomerang!

What do you call two witches who share a room?
→ Broom-mates.

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
→ I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
→ Ivy.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
→ She was having Disney spells.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'

What is a witch's favourite TV show?
→ Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!