Italian Witch
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
→ By her suntan!
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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
→ By her suntan!
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?
→ She was beaten by the microphone stand.
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
→ Steven Spellberg!
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?
→ It's called The Hex-Files.
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
→ By witchful thinking.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!
Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!
How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."